C&C September

Thanksgiving Jokes

Jillie Yager

Staff Writer

Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?

A: The nearest doc.

Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?

A: Fangs-giving.

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

A: It had 24 carrots

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

A: Quick, Quack, Quack.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.