Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
A: The nearest doc.
Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quick, Quack, Quack.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.