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San Marcos High School ~ Santa Barbara, CA

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Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?

A: The nearest doc.

Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?

A: Fangs-giving.

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

A: It had 24 carrots

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

A: Quick, Quack, Quack.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.

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Jillie Yager, Staff Writer
Jillie is in 12th grade at San Marcos and this is her second year as a King’s Page Staff Writer. Her favorite subject in school is history. Outside of school, she enjoys going to the beach, hanging out with her friends, and thrifting.
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