Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
A: The nearest doc.
Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quick, Quack, Quack.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing.
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About the Writer
Jillie Yager, Staff Writer
Jillie is in 12th grade at San Marcos and this is her second year as a King’s Page Staff Writer. Her favorite subject in school is history. Outside of...
