Riddles & Jokes
Staff Writer
There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall?
If there are three apples and you take two, how many do YOU have?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Straw-berries.
What is a tree’s favorite month?
You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
How do you fix a flat pumpkin?
Answer: A pumpkin patch
What kind of car runs on leaves?
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