Riddles & Jokes 


Staff Writer 

There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall?

Answer: A pine tree doesn’t have leaves 

If there are three apples and you take two, how many do YOU have?

Answer: TWO, because you took two

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Answer: Because it’s too far to walk. 

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field. 

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? 

Answer: Squash 

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Straw-berries. 

What is a tree’s favorite month?

Answer: Sep-timber

You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?

Answer: The same as yours, you are the bus driver. 

How do you fix a flat pumpkin?

Answer: A pumpkin patch 

What kind of car runs on leaves?

Answer: An autumn-mobile.