Look to Lance: October

Olivia Miller, Noelle Cabrera, Evelina Erickson, and Olivia Marceda • September 30, 2021

Dear Lance,
My crush is asking someone else to HOCO and not me… How do I make him fall in love me?
Sincerely,
Royally Desperate

Dear Royally Desperate,

Homecoming season can be hard for many of us, but sometimes you have to accept that if your crush does not ask you to Homecoming, they are probably not worthy of you. You could have a really fun time at Homecoming even without him if you chose to go with your friends or someone else. However, I do know a guy who sells love potions. Contact him through his Snapchat @chino.27k. He also does spell jars and manifestation spells. Use at your own risk.

Sincerely,

Lance

Dear Lance,
I’m on one of SM’s sports teams, in a few clubs, and feel like there isn’t enough time in the day to get everything done! Most days I don’t even have time for lunch. Not to mention, I want to spend time with friends because that feels like the only thing that keeps me sane. Please help, how do I balance social life and school work?
Sincerely,
Stretched and Stressed out

Dear Stretched and Stressed Out,

Good for you for expanding your horizons and being ambitious! It is important to have balance, though, especially between school, extracurricular activities, and spending time with friends. The sad truth is that you might have to drop one of the clubs you are interested in, if you simply do not have enough time. I recommend making a list of most important to least important or a pro/con list to sort out what is your highest priority. To go the extra step, note what makes you happy. Is it something you enjoy doing or just doing for college? Are you doing it for you or for someone else?

Sincerely,

Lance

Dear Lance,
MY CAT PEEDED IN MY SHOES!
Sincerely,
A smelly footed student

Dear smelly footed student,

I am so sorry that your cat was never housebroken and that your shoes are smelly, but I have a couple of tips to tackle both of those issues! First off, here are some tips to potty train your kitty. Step number one is to get a little box and stick it in a quiet area. Make sure the litter box stays put. Routine is very important to cats. Secondly you need to get a type of litter that your cats respond to well. Arm & Hammer Cloud Control Clumping Litter is an excellent cat litter that has raving reviews. As for cleaning your shoes I suggest throwing them into the washing machine (if they are canvas) until the smell is gone. But if worst comes to worst, sleep with your shoes on so the cat has zero opportunities. Or kick out the cat.

Sincerely,

Lance

Dear Lance,
How do I become a bad bleep… Addison Rae?
Sincerely,
A Wannabe-Bad Bleep

Hi A Wannabe-Bad Bleep,

I can tell that the influence of social media on our everyday lives and seeing those content creators like Addison even attend Met Galas make us see an easy way to fame. If YOU want to be like Addison Rae, I can give you a few tips on how to get your Tik Tok™ on and help you possibly even be the next one! First I would say to participate in trends. Dance, music, transitions, edits, jokes. Your viewers will probably create connections to know you with just like Addison Rae and her viral videos. Secondly, I suggest that you post regularly on your account. People will see what you’re posting about, and stay if it’s great. Lastly, remember that even Addison Rae’s first tik tok video only got one like and for a while most of her videos did bad as well. You must endure it for the long run my friend but with this advice I’m sure to see you on the FYP soon!

Sincerely,

Lance

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OLIVIA MARCEDA

Olivia Marceda is a junior at San Marcos High School…

NOELLE CABRERA

Feature Editor

Evelina Erickson

Editor-in-Chief

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About the Contributors

Olivia Miller, Editor-in-Chief

Olivia Miller is a Junior at San Marcos High school. This is her third year on the Kings Page staff with her first year as a editor-in-chief. Besides being the Feature Section editor she enjoys running, drawing, and going to the beach. Her hope for the 2021 Kings Page year is to speak to the San Marcos Community and contribute to the Royal Pride!

Noelle Cabrera, Editor in Chief

Noelle is an 12th grader at San Marcos High School. This is her fourth year on The King’s Page and she is now the Editor in Chief. Journalism is currently her favorite class and she is also a member of the San Marcos Ethnic Studies Club. Outside of school she volunteers with animals, is a member of the Youth Making Change Board and is in the Santa Barbara Chapter of GenUp.

Evelina Erickson, Editor-in-Chief

Evelina Erickson is a senior at San Marcos High School. It is currently her fourth year with the King’s Page. For the past two years she has been the news editor and feature editor. This year she is excited to be one of the Editor-in-Chief and the news editor. Evelina enjoys writing about all topics but especially would like to move or inspire the people who read her articles. She is also a part of the Entrepreneurship Academy on campus. When she is not writing, she enjoys reading, arts and crafts, logic puzzles, playing golf, and hanging out with friends.

Olivia Marceda, Editor-in-Chief

Olivia is a San Marcos High School senior, and this is now her fourth year with the King’s Page. She loves dogs and has a two-year-old Pomeranian. She enjoys reading, coffee, fashion, music, and going out with friends. Her favorite color is pink, and she is the campus fashion club president. She is involved in the Entrepreneurship Academy, and in her past years with the King’s Page, she was a Staff Writer, Lifestyle Editor, and Sports Editor, but this year, she is very excited to be an Editor-in-Chief.