Spring Jokes and Riddles
JOKES:
- Where do sheep go for spring break? Answer: The Baa-hamas
- Where did the egg go for spring break? Answer: New Yolk City
- What’s a flower’s favorite song? Answer: “Rain On Me” by Lady Gaga
- What’s a bow that can’t be tied? Answer: A rain-bow
- How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? Answer: There’s a spring in people’s step
- Why are waterbeds so bouncy? Answer: They’re filled with spring water
- Does February march? Answer: No, but April may!
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Answer: He has a green thumb
- Why is the letter A like a flower? Answer: Because a B comes after it
RIDDLES:
- What question can you never say yes to? Answer: Are you asleep yet?
- When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I? Answer: A riddle
- Imagine you’re in a dark room. How do you get out? Answer: Stop imagining
- An English word has six letters, remove one letter, and twelve remain. What am I? Answer: Dozens
- A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts “I’m bankrupt!” Why? Answer: He’s playing Monopoly
- What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? Answer: A teapot
- Say my name and I disappear. What am I? Answer: Silence
- What has four wheels and flies? Answer: A garbage truck
- How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? Answer: He was a Priest
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