JOKES:

1. Where do sheep go for spring break? Answer: The Baa-hamas
2. Where did the egg go for spring break? Answer: New Yolk City
3. What’s a flower’s favorite song? Answer: “Rain On Me” by Lady Gaga
4. What’s a bow that can’t be tied? Answer: A rain-bow
5. How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? Answer: There’s a spring in people’s step
6. Why are waterbeds so bouncy? Answer: They’re filled with spring water
7. Does February march? Answer: No, but April may!
8. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Answer: He has a green thumb
9. Why is the letter A like a flower? Answer: Because a B comes after it

RIDDLES: 

1. What question can you never say yes to? Answer: Are you asleep yet?
2. When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I? Answer: A riddle
3. Imagine you’re in a dark room. How do you get out? Answer: Stop imagining
4. An English word has six letters, remove one letter, and twelve remain. What am I? Answer: Dozens
5. A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts “I’m bankrupt!” Why? Answer: He’s playing Monopoly
6. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? Answer: A teapot
7. Say my name and I disappear. What am I? Answer: Silence
8. What has four wheels and flies? Answer: A garbage truck
9. How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? Answer: He was a Priest